#they're so gross

[manchesterau]

'watching a movie or tv show is so sacred to us' 🥹🥹🥹

[lightlightghost]

Get a fcking room?!?!!

[angelcasendgame]

Nothing more cursed than watching 1x08 cgi bee scene and then looking up to see three wasps crawl into your room from a hole they made :)

[multizamas]

Zamasu 🤝 Frieza

Being genocidal & casually dropping M-words

[theladyvalkyrieskyeart]

They're so gross, they make out too much in public.

[abla-soso]

If Toga stans want people to feel sorry for her and her sob story, then maybe they shouldn't be utterly disgusting weirdos who say shit like "Grabbing someone's boob without consent is not sexual assault lol"? 🤢

Or maybe they shouldn't have the fucking nerve to rage at people who criticize Toga for this shit because - and I kid you not - "omg Hori made her do it, you idiots! Stop blaming Toga 🤪"?

Or maybe they shouldn't be dumbass creeps who say shit like: "Toga stabbed Ochako and you're just mad about the unwanted boob touching? lol, it's no big deal" 🤮

[wigglepiggle]

yall don't know about tonsil stones I wish I was y'all

[akanemnon]

We don't talk about the scar

[okordinaryish]

i have so much anxiety using public restrooms

[cryptiique]

I can't believe Frida and fcg would literally have an Instagram for their relationship

[manchesterau]

so on the 25th of february dan will be getting a matching eyebrow slit with phil!

[deanu]

Really wish tumblr wouldn't let the project makeover app post their fetish coded adverts

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[egophiliac]

...okay, one more, because Epel's white rabbit outfit is SENDING me. everyone in this event looks like a decadent little pastry and I want to eat them all.

(credit: lace stock)

[green-alien-turdz]

Fuck it, early to mid-20's designs

[sovlstie]

great    .    his    fiancée    is    highly    intoxicated    and    out    of    her    fucking    mind    tonight    ━━    just    what    he    needed    after    a    long    nine    hour    shift    and    cumbersome    conversation    with    his    ex    -    girlfriend    .    he    should've    seen    this    coming    .    foolish    that    he    hadn't    .    vivienne    has    never    been    one    to    conceal    jealous    tendencies    and    under    normal    state    of    affairs    ,    he    found    it    endearing    and    ridiculously    sexy    .    but    today    was    a    rare    occurrence    .    he's    exhausted    and    wants    nothing    more    than    to    huddle    under    warm    bed    sheets    ,    preferably    with    her    wrapped    in    his    embrace    .    unfortunately    by    the    look    on    angelic    feats    ,    isn't    fully    sure    if    that    would    be    possible    .    he    audibly    sighs    ,    loosening    his    neck    tie    as    he    steps    further    into    home    that    felt    much    colder    whenever    she's    upset    with    him    .    stare    falls    to    the    hefty    glass    of    wine    in    her    hold    ,    jutting    his    chin    out    .    "    how    much    have    you    had    to    drink    ,    viv    ?    you're    slurring    your    words    .    "    and    talking    nonsense    ,    but    he    knows    better    than    to    voice    the    latter    .    "    we're    not    having    this    conversation    tonight    ,    alright    ?    not    when    you're    like    this    .    not    when    you're    too    drunk    to    hear    a    word    i'm    fucking    saying    .    put    the    glass    down    and    come    to    bed    .    right    now    .    i'm    serious    .    you're    being    irrational    .    "

this is what spiraling looks like . on her third ─── now fourth glass of wine , trying to pretend like she didn't see it . the two of them together : noah and jess . her pictures don't do her enough justice . she's beautiful . vivienne can see why noah wanted to marry her . it's gobsmacking seeing him with someone else . that's never happened before . it's unsettling . she's hardly listening to him at all , finishing that fourth serving with reckless abandon . " i wonder ... if this was what you said to her , after she was listened to us fucking on your desk at work ... and you , " she pauses , tipping her glass in noah's direction , " ── you ran right home to her , right after you came in me ... i'm so , so , so curious , did you fuck her that night too ? "